Happy New Year 2020 Funny New Year Quotes

Happy New Year 2020! Happy New Year to all of you, New Year is a very important time to start and refresh all things. You must know that in the whole world, New Year’s Day is celebrated with much pomp and joy.

All people together with their family, friends and relatives celebrate the new year and have a meal. During the New Year, many types of party are also organized in the city where people sing and dance.

Many people also go on tours. Like every year many religious events are also organized by various churches and they consider this new beginning according to their religion.

All the offices and schools on new year day It is a holiday.

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January 1, which is the first day of the Gregorian calendar that has been followed for thousands of years.

Below we have your family And there are many pictures, quotes and wishes to share with friends, which you can easily copy. New year is a very happy time you should share with your family.

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Happy New Year 2020 Quotes


Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home?”
– Melanie White


May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. – Funny New Year Quotes By Joey Adams


It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets. – William Thomas


First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – F. Scott Fitzgerald


Every New Years I resolve to lose 20 pounds, and I do. The problem is that I gain 30.
– Melanie White


Heartwarming Miami tradition: Asking people not to shoot guns into the air on New Year’s Eve.
– Dave Barry


This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change. – Taylor Swift


My New Year’s resolution is to take all the Christmas lights down by Easter.
– Melanie White


New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. – Mark Twain


Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. – Brooks Atkinson


I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years. – Henry Moore


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New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. – James Agate


New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday. – Charles Lamb


My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions. -Anonymous


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. – Oscar Wilde


May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year! -Anonymous


It is a New Year wish from someone who is intelligent, beautiful and sexy, want to see you always happy! -Anonymous


Always keep a smile, forget the tears, enjoy the laughter, and set aside the fear, Wish you an amazing year! -Anonymous


I hope you can carry on your resolution to not smoking for a long day this New Year! -Anonymous


May you have a New Year full of rocking things that happened never before! Cheers to another year of life! -Anonymous


Happy New year 2020 Funny Quotes


This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter on weekends. Happy New Year! -Anonymous


I think it’s great to make your first date a New Year’s party. That way, you’re at least sure you’ll get to first base.
– Melanie White


My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time & money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.
– Erica ‏@SCbchbum


A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
– Anonymous


This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.
– Melanie White

Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
– Jay Leno


My New Year’s resolution is to eat better, so from now on, I’m going to only date guys who can afford to take me somewhere other than McDonalds.
– Melanie White


If you make a New Year’s resolution to eat a healthy diet, and you keep it, you won’t actually live longer, but it will seem longer.
– Greg Tamblyn


Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
– Bill Vaughan


This New Years I resolved to lead a better life. Now all I have to do is find someone who will trade lives with me.
– Melanie White


May you find the strength to write, “Who is this?” to all the strange numbers that text you “Happy New Year!” tonight.
– Damien Fahey ‏@DamienFahey


Who has time to party on New Year’s Eve? It takes me all evening to set my clocks ahead a year.
– Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder

Happy New Year Messages

Miami asks residents not to celebrate New Year by shooting into the air, because the bullets will come back down.
– Dave Barry ‏@rayadverb


New Years parades have a lot in common with Santa Claus. Nobody is awake to see either one of them.
– Melanie White


Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?
– Ogden Nash


This New Years I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd.
– Melanie White


Out with the old, in with the new” is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.
– Andy Borowitz


Usually my main goal at a New Year’s party is to remember who I came with.
– Melanie White


Deer readers, my gnu years resolution is to tell you a gazelleon times how much I caribou you! Sorry. Bad puns. Alpaca bag and leave.
– Greg Tamblyn


My New Years resolution is to try to remember why I’ve walked into a room.
– Rodney Lacroix ‏@moooooog35


I see no need to make more New Year’s resolutions when the ones already on the books aren’t being enforced.
– John Lyon ‏@JohnLyonTweets


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